AN ESSAY FOR THE DAY: The Cannon of Glenns Run

Eighty-five years ago this Independence Day – on July 4, 1933 — it bowed on the broad and rail-less front porch of the paternal great-grandparent’s home known simply as “Warwood.”

That green cedar-shake house was tucked into the mountainside along what everybody of the day referred to as “up Glenns Run,” for the creek of the same name though seldom for the road on which the simple abode sided, Cherry Hill Road.

“It” was a cleverly constructed cannon – a wood base with the spent and modified shell of a smaller World War I ordnance, 13 inches long and 1 and a quarter inches in diameter. It rested on a pivot, the angle controlled by a crank “powering” sprockets connected by a homemade chain.

The base of the shell was threaded to accept a cap that served as a breech. Turned slightly to one side, it accepted a firecracker. Turned back, it held the firecracker in place while allowing the fuse to be lit and concentrating the blast out the proper end.

And in a feat of either engineering genius or serendipity, the diameter of that cannon barrel just happened to accommodate green apples of the perfect size from a scraggly old tree.

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That toy of the McNickle boys’ late father as a 10-year-old is said to have seen a lot of action on America’s 157th birthday and on more than a few thereafter. But the boy of the 1930s grew up, went off to war, to college and then started a family.

The cannon didn’t come off the shelf next until a few years before America’s 1976 bicentennial. And, oh, how bemused the old man was to see two of his teenaged sons clean up that cannon, load the breech and load the apples from that same tree all those years later.

But what most assuredly really tickled him was that his sons had inherited his mischievousness:

To wit, angled just so and powered with inch-and-a-half firecrackers, those green apples could be shot across the road and land in Glenns Run. “Ker-plunk” was the sound of success.

Better still, angled a little less so  —  and timed just right — those green bombs could strike passing vehicles. “Ker-THUD!” was an even better sound of junior engineers hitting the mark, a dense green thicket ensuring that the artillery masters never would be spotted.

Forty-plus years later, “Warwood” is long gone. And the firing days of the cannon are long passed. But each Independence Day, that cannon rests on a place of honor — the fireplace mantel — and one can almost hear a few generations of McNickle boys shouting “Fire in the hole!”

  • Colin McNickle, a Colerain native (a 1976 graduate of Martins Ferry High School and a 1980 graduate of Ohio University), has been a senior fellow and media specialist at the Allegheny Institute for Public Policy in Pittsburgh since October 2016. McNickle began his journalism career at The Times Leader in 1976 in Martins Ferry, later working for the Wheeling News-Register. He also worked at area radio stations. In 1984, McNickle was named bureau chief for United Press International in Morgantown, W.Va. He also served as UPI's Pennsylvania broadcast editor, Pittsburgh bureau chief regional broadcast editor for the Northeastern U.S., and in 1991, joined The Associated Press in Pittsburgh. One of the founding editors of the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review, he worked there for 22 years beginning in 1994. And, yes, McNickle is the same person that Teresa Heinz Kerry, wife or 2004 Democrat presidential nominee John Kerry, told to "Shove it!" in Boston the night before the party's nominating convention began.

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