May Devotions were held at 7:30 in the evening and were charming. The grade school kids would bring flowers they had picked and file up the side aisle to place them before the statue of the Blessed Virgin Mary. There was a short sermon five to ten minutes. I remember Father Gary telling lovely little stories of the intersession and the power of Mary. “After all, she is Gods mother and what boy can refuse his mother a favor?” Benediction would follow: the little service would last only twenty or thirty minutes and although not a requirement, it was well attended. Our collective paranoia knew the good nuns kept track in their heads and absences would adversely affect our grades on the subject of religion. We hung out a lot on the back steps of Riley’s house. They shared a wide driveway with Dr. Craycraft next door and there was a basketball hoop and bank-board mounted on the garage. It was a great spot for half court basketball and games of “horse.” We were sitting on the steps one evening waiting to go to May Devotions when we saw Arch running up the alley behind the garages with an armful of lilacs. We yelled, “What’s your hurry, it’s only a quarter to seven?” Arch yelled over his shoulder “I stole them!” Our Pastor, Father Larkin was from Ireland. His world was made up of “Cawthlicks” and “Prawtesttents” — Jews were mentioned only in conjunction with the Old Testament. He walked into the gym one Saturday afternoon in the winter where we had a pick-up basketball game. Father Larkin called me over and asked me if all the boys were “Cawthlicks”. I looked and said no, there were a number of boys who were not. He stated that we could finish our afternoon but from then on only Catholics were permitted to play in the parish gym. These were pick-up games and we usually played to twenty, then pick up sides again, trying to even it out. The last game ended up the Catholics against the Protestants and was the dirtiest game I ever played. It was also the last time we played in the gym. Dear Father Schmidt, his assistant was from Alsace on the Rhine. Conversation with him suffered because of his poor grasp of the English language. The word circulated swiftly when he was “hearing” confession and we all rushed to church to go to confession. Since he couldn’t understand much of what was said, one always received a penance of three Hail Marys and three Our Fathers regardless of what heinous crimes were told. We compared penances afterwards at Colonel’s Drug Store on the Lane. We were old enough to be servers at mass and benediction, during this period, all the services were in Latin. We were divided into teams of four to serve Benediction. There was great competition among the teams to see which team could get the most smoke from the censer during the service. The censer is a small, ornate brass bowl suspended from three chains approximately three feet in length topped by a disk used as a handle. There was a fourth chain with one end connected to the brass, lace-like top on the censer, and the other end went through the brass disk connecting to a ring. This allowed the top of the censer to be raised and lowered in order to load-in the charcoal and incense. I was on a team with Sonny Dofka, our censer-bearer. One May evening, in the sacristy before benediction, he whispered to me, the incense-bearer, to really load the incense on the hot charcoal as soon as he brought the censer onto the altar during the service. Normally, the censer-bearer would light a piece of charcoal about one inch square with a match before the service and then would leave the altar to bring the censer with the glowing bit of charcoal at the appointed time. We would then huddle with the priest as he put a small spoon-full of incense on the lighted coal in a ceremonial procedure prior to his swinging the smoke-emitting censer in a sanctification protocol before the Blessed Sacrament. That evening, after Sonny left to get the censer, I heard this low undulating sound one might imagine a ghost would make. Sonny had loaded as much charcoal into the censer as it would hold and was outside on the sidewalk holding the end of the three foot chains and swinging the censer in circles over his head to bring the charcoal to the hottest heat possible. When he brought the censer out on the altar, it was glowing! We poured the incense out of the small, brass, boat-shaped container onto the pile of glowing coals and had an immediate smokescreen! My mother was in the congregation later reported it was difficult to see anyone on the altar. We, on the altar, were all coughing and our eyes were watering. Somehow the censer hit a kneeler and hot coals flew out onto the new carpet. This was a major disaster in the making, because it was during the depression and new carpeting was a major capital outlay. This brought a rush of sisters and others to stomp our the hot ashes. Benediction abruptly ended! There was no question; our team had won the competition for producing the most incense smoke. One evening we were lined up in the sacristy waiting to file out to the altar for benediction, when Father Schmidt, the celebrant, asked me, “Billy, what is the response to The Litnay of the Saints?” I stood there with my hands folded, palms together looking up to him in white terror as my mind went blank. The Latin response “Ora pro nobis” which we had so carefully practiced over and over had simply dropped from my memory. He smiled at me and winked and said “ It is easy to remember”, as he rubbed his forefinger under his nose and said “ Oh, rub your noses.” During Benediction that evening, Father Schmidt intoned the Litany of the Saints……”Beata Maria, sempter virginum” He looked over his right shoulder at me behind him rubbing his finger under his nose and we all chanted with gusto “Oh rub your noses”. We faced the alter then with our backs to the congregation who didn’t notice the slight variation. Sonny and I volunteered to serve the 6:30AM mass in the fall. We got extra points for that and the pick of the apples from the tree behind the priests’ house before their housekeeper got them. The smell of incense, bee’s wax candles, the ironed and starched vestments, altar and communion cloths and the polished, shiny and immaculately clean everything come rushing back when I smell the fragrance of the lilacs in the spring. I remember fondly the love and discipline that those dedicated nuns and priests lavished on us. And they had the complete support of my parents. Once when I had been whacked with a ruler for something I had not done, I rushed home after school to complain to my mother whose response to my complaint was “That’s for the time you didn’t get caught!” It seems, looking back to that depression era, we were short of material goods but very long in love. Share this:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window) 6 Responses Kay December 9, 2017 Love your stories. Log in to Reply sara muck November 4, 2017 Bill Hogan – I am one of two who you entertained at the Stonewall Resort on Nov. 3. Have just read two of your stories and as with our visit yesterday, thoroughly enjoyed. You are definitely one of a kind and I am so pleased to have crossed paths with you. Hope to see more of your wonderful thoughts. Log in to Reply Ron Carlotti September 14, 2017 I was a Linsly cadet in the late 1950’s and us dorm students were allowed to attend catechism class every Monday evening for about an hour at St. Joan of Arc parish on the National Road, where the late Fr. Raymond Judge was pastor. He was one of the most caring priests I have ever known. One time he was telling us about his summer vacation riding a passenger train from Wheeling to Los Angeles, where he had the privilege of meeting with Walt Disney himself. One of the boys asked if Father got to meet Annette Funicello, the star of the original Mouseketeers. Somehow the question became, “Is it a sin to kiss a girl?” Fr. Judge said that it definitely could too easily become a venial sin. The class was moaned at that reply. Next question, “But Father, Annette Funicello, she is so gorgeous, just one little kiss on the cheek?” Father was getting more concerned and replied, “I know how you boys think. One kiss and then another and then more and before you know it, a series of venial sins have become MORTAL SIN, and then you will be spiritually DEAD.” How the class moaned even more because it was not what any of us wanted to hear. But, Fr. Judge was always so great about hearing any Confessions after Catechism. Some of the boys I knew well would tell me the sins they dreaded to tell in Confession, as though they were getting up the nerve to bare their soul. Sometimes they told me Fr. Judge’s reaction. A few had ventured into a house of the ill repute in South Wheeling, and they told me how Fr. Judge had asked for them to repent, never to commit such serious sin again and to pray an entire Rosary for Penance! Sometime after graduation when I was attending Wheeling College, my mother told me that Fr. Judge was in a rest home on Washington Ave, and that he asked for me to visit. I did and had one great and sadly final discussion with him. Shortly after, he passed away and I am absolutely certain that he has to be among the Saints in Heaven, if for no other reason, just trying so hard to minister to us young guys. Fr. Judge inspired me to volunteer to serve as a Catechist here at St. Robert of Newminster parish in Grand Rapids, MI. Log in to Reply Nancy Vogler Peluchette September 5, 2017 My uncle, Father Bernie Vogler and my dad, Albert would have loved hearing those stories! I can only imagine the ones they could tell. Thanks for sharing! Log in to Reply JACK HATTMAN September 4, 2017 YOU ALWAYS RELATE GREAT STORIES THAT ROUSE OLD MEMORIES. THANKS FOR THE JOY. Log in to Reply Sandy Pell September 3, 2017 Such a great story to bring back enjoyable memories. Log in to Reply Leave a Reply Cancel ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.